zack: you don't understand! i need this paper job! the only other option is the marching band!!
cody: whats wrong with the marching band?
zack: the only instrument left is the glockenspiel!
cody: what’s wrong with the glockenspiel?
zack: nobody would ever go out with a guy who plays the glockenspiel!
cody: look, i'm trying to run a newspaper here, not your love life!
zack: if you don't give me a job, i'll keep making scary monster sounds while your sleeping!
cody: you're Mr.Spooky-head?!
……………..later in the episode……………….
cody: oh, this is great! you exploit me and my paper, manipulate a girl, then abandon me, destroy my paper and STILL get the girl?!